A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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