- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

roses are red violets are blue

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

joe diragi whacks off his dog

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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