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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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