- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

I work at jcpenny

I LIKE TRAINS

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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