Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

It's long!

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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