Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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politically correct!

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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