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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A seal walks into a club.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Gay republicans

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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