What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A gay man watches football.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Cancer.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Take wrong turns

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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