a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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