- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are flowers.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

guess what what that wasnt it

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Your face

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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