Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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4 hours later.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Your dads dead. lol

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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