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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

roses are red violets are indigo

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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