- Anti Joke

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.