- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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