What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

roses are red violets are indigo

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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