What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Dislike this.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Bags of delicious poop.

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my gramma died

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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