- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

My mum is called Steve

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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