Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A Sloth runs...

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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