New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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woman's rights

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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