Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

whos district champs not JM

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Dislike this.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Bags of delicious poop.

my gramma died

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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