- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Cancer.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Rush Limbaugh

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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