- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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