- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

This is not funny.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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