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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Jeff

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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