Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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