Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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