Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Women's Rights.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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