You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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my gramma died

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Dislike this.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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whos district champs not JM

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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