- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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