What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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