- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Chris Bosh's neck

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

what is orange? an orange

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Female Orgasms

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

This is not a joke

david what a baghead

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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