- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Your Mother

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

whats 7+4? 74

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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