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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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