- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A train poops its pants.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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