Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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That's illegal What? Your mom

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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