How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Hail Hitler

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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