- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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