Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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2 Penises

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Anti Joke

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