I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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