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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Tim and Eric

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

wael.. nuff said

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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