Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Cleveland winning something

women sports....

Kefka > Sephiroth

Whats white? A fridge

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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