What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Miscarriages.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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