- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Want to hear a joke? No.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A seal walks into a club.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Gay republicans

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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