- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

F? No k

what's the difference between a duck?

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Dyslexia ruels!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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