A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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hi joshua

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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