- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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