What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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