What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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