- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

im not food

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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