- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

a black guy hates chicken.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

The Big Band Theory

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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