Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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