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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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