What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Ross.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Liverpool City Football Club

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Women's Rights

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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