- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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