Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

were at work systems r down

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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