Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Agent 47.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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