What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

joe diragi whacks off his dog

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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