- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Face Hunter is scum

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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