Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Whose your daddy? Not me

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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