- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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