A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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