- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

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