- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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