Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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black people

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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