- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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