how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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