- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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