Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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