What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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yada yada

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Lololol

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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