A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Neither have I

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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