A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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I <3 Hitler

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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