- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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