- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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