- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

hers a joke... japanese people

i keep getting thumbs down...

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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