- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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