Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Lindsay Lohan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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