knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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when debbie meets downer

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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