- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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