You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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My mum is called Steve

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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