Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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