- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

book 'em danno

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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