Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Yock

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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