What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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How you know when dislextic

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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