- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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