- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A baby seal walks into a club.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

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