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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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