- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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