- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Miscarriages.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Whats worse than suicide? death

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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