michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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PICKLES

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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