A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Feminism.

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