- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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