- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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