2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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