- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

i am and me is i

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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