- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Arrow in the Knee!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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