What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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poop nuff said

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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