What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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