Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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antijoke is the best website.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know whats funny Aids

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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