What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Bitch

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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