- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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where is the world?

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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