If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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