why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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