- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What does water taste like? Water

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

100 chefs walk into a bar

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What did Washington say to California? WC

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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