If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Hello.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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