- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Guess what? Bananas

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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