Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Im gay What about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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