What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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