- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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