A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Wolfjob.

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where is the world?

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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So does Blake

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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don't just stand there

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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