- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

knock knock Dave's not here.

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