Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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