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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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