What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Women's rights

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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