Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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nice tits.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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