Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Hello.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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