Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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