- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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