Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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obama

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How old is your mom Dead

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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