- Anti Joke

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you