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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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