- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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