Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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