WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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