- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

WOw you have no life

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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