i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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