- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

can you pass the soap?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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