Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Hello.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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