What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Sex education in Texas.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Me Neither.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Do you know the muffin man? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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