- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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