- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I'm gay.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.