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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

AIDS.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why? Why not?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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