- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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