a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Nuneaton..

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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