- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

John Cena

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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