What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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