- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

feminists.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Bags of delicious poop.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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