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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Dusters blow stuff.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

I? Everett

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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