Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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My parents died!

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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