- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

So I was walking down the road today

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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