Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

no

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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