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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

I like the color potato.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Knock Know! Come in!

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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The Big Band Theory

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

j

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

I like the color potato.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Knock Know! Come in!

17

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.