- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Michel Moor on a die...

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

A women left the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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