A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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