How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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