- Anti Joke

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

My mum is called Steve

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