- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

The Female Orgasm

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

women's rights

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where's the soap?

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