- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

1+1=2

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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