- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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