What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Asians.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Women's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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