- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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