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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

a jew walks out of a furnace

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

i had sex.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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