Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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