- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Your girlfriend.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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