Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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How do you spell eight? 8

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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