What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Please? No.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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