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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

wael.. nuff said

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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