What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

This is funny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

go F*** yourself

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Your mom.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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