Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Asians.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

it's funny because it's funny

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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