- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

your mama so old, shes dead.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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