- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Two planes walk into an office building

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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