why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Snooki

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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