- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Republicans

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Asians

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Microwave

why dont they make black forks

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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