lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

your mama so old, shes dead.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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