- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

why dont they make black forks

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Microwave

What hurts like hell? HELL

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

penis haha

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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