- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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