- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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