Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

an dislexik nam rwote hits

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Your girlfriend.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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