A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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