So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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