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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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