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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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