What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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