Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Fox News

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