A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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My mum is called Steve

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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George Bush.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Alex Gedrose.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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